{"product_id":"how-not-to-be-a-basic-peasant","title":"How Not to be a Basic Peasant","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eHark Peasants! Let this Bard guide you on the journey to becoming a better version of your peasant self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eImagine if the Middle Ages had its own set of influencers and life coaches. Their collected wisdom would produce this very guide. Here, the ultimate Bard takes readers on a self-improvement journey—with lessons that any peasant can pick up and instantly start implementing into their lives. Examples include:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow not to make a fool of thyself at the local tavern\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow to make a scene at a jousting tournament to stay relevant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow to make your tiny home into a pleasant place to reside (spoiler: it involves sweeping out the rats)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat not to wear (is chainmail in or out?)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd what to do in case of a bear chase\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncluding helpful and insightful illustrations inspired by medieval art, this handy guide will keep you become just slightly better than your peers, even if you may never achieve royalty status.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Faire","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43837069557839,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0259\/7257\/2239\/files\/81U7KDy9C7L._SL1500_96218139-1022-4870-a293-54f125a09d92.jpg?v=1764036092","url":"https:\/\/ettingames.com\/products\/how-not-to-be-a-basic-peasant","provider":"Ettin Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}